"Why are you so quiet?"
sodamnrelatable: “Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
The Frogman: Dear Yahoo, →
thefrogman: First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too. A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…
fatmf: girl-in-the-band25: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? All the time. The best books.
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.– Mary Rakow (via tall)
europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
cyberbullys: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re looking for is diamond no a rock
I saw the whole universe laid out before me, a vast shining machine of...– Ultraviolet, R.J. Anderson (via woocie)
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
idontneedsavin: yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
dekutree: one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
edmundcorcoran: in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s beautiful
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...– Chris Brogan (via chandelierswinging)
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake