I like cleaning. No, I love it. Just put on some upbeat music and I’ll be your personal maid. Did I mention I cook, too? I hope you enjoy cleaning, but if not, at least fold the laundry and dishes. It’s the two things I hate doing. I will put away the dishes, I will cook, I will start the loads of laundry, I will sweep, mop, and clean the toilet. Just don’t make me fold clothes and wash dishes.

I’ll even wear a french maid outfit, if it’ll make you more convinced to fold my underwear and do my dishes.

Love,
Sebastian 

notestomycurrentgirlfriend:

Why are you non-existent?

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I hope you don’t mind waking up to me down on you.

Morning sex is always good.

Love,

Sebastian 

Will you let me cook you yummy vegetarian meals? I’d enjoy if you’d sit on the counter and helped me a little. Kisses in between my preparing of things would be highly appreciated. I’ll let you test the food before I finish.

Then we can sit together on my bed and watch movies.

Sincerely,

Sebastian